A while back, I reviewed How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack here . I even had the author of the book link the review to his blog!
Now I find out that Robert Zemeckis is producing a live-action version of the book, aiming for an "edgy" PG-13 horror movie.
Edgy. With garden gnomes.
Oh yeah. I'm hoping that no CGI is used, and the garden gnomes are static, just staring up at you. But yet, weren't they on the OTHER side of the bush a second ago? Mwhahahaha!
I also checked out the authors webpage for the book, aptly titled http://www.howtosurviveagardengnomeattack.com/ and discovered that gnomes are a source of alternative energy.