Monday, July 20, 2015

Gnome Weapons Caches Discovered

I know that in Gnome Wars, Santa Claus is a world-class arms manufacturer and dealer, but perhaps I should tweak the effectiveness of Gnome guerilla campaigns,

From the Telegraph (Full article here.)

Two men have been jailed after police discovered a collection of lethal weapons, including a machine gun, buried beneath a paving slab and hidden by garden gnomes.

True, the machine gun was just a Mac-10, but imagine what other arms caches are hidden in gardens across the world?

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