Crap, We Only Brought the Gerbil Gun!

ErictheShed on TMP posted a few pics of the family pet running amok on the table:

"By Jove, Since we tamed this beast, we haven't had to pay for a single porter on this safari. Those cheeks do expand considerably."

Normally, we will see pics of cats upon the table, yet this rodent is far more terrifying than any 20-lb tabby.  I know plenty of gamers who visit the pet store for terrain, I might just piss off PETA and freeze dry a couple of these bad boys.  But do I use Matte Seal or Glossy?