As the group creeps ever closer to doing something with Hackmaster, I bring up an interesting update to the Burning Trogs characters. Despite the love and adoration for the Pigeon God series, seeing what's up with characters in more recent campaigns isn't hitting the gamer sweet spot that it should. We'll see if anyone remembers once we get around to mentioning "Lord Fonz"
Ambassador-General Fonzy "The Fonz" Schlepprock
Lord of Neufonzstein, Circa 1148
8th Level Gnome Titan Fighter
Align: NG, Ht: 3'4" Weight: 84 lbs Class: UMC Age87
Birth: Legit, Mom: Living, Loving. Dad: Living, Loving. Heritage: Honorable
Siblings: 1 illegitimate sibling, brother, younger (alive) normal relationship, share Mom.
Ambidextrous
Base Movement: 9
XP: 125,365
STR: 16/19
INT: 16/97
WIS: 07/52
DEX: 13/97
CON: 12/49
CHA: 16/75
COM: 11/81
Honor: Average
Hit Points: 46
AC: 1
Total Bonus: +4/+7 (with +2 Short Sword)
PP: 481
GP: 24,043
EP: 2790
SP: 2470
CP: 8107
XP: 147.760
Weapon Prof:
Short Bow
Dagger
Short Sword Specialize (2/1 attacks, +1/+2 )
Talents:
Blind Fighting
Defensive Bonus (+1 Bonus to AC)
Short Sword Bonus (+1 Bonus to Hit)
Basic Gear:
Breeches, Tunic
Belt, Gloves,
Cloak
Large Belt Pouch
Backpack
Flint and Steel
Wineskin
Whistle
Rations (7 days/standard)
Rations (3 weeks, iron)
Winter blanket
rope.
1 Burning Trogs brass signet ring
Crowbar
Grappling Hook
War Pony with tack/bridle/saddle
Fine Silk Garments
Normal Weapons.
2 normal short swords
short bow
60 flight arrows
2 dagger
Armor
Medium Shield (+2 bonus to AC - 4/3 damage remaining)
Studded Leather ( 4/ 2/ 1 )
Ring Mail ( 6/ 2/ 1 )
Field Plate (24/12/10/8/6/4/2/1)
Magic Items
"Paingiver" Shortsword +2 - if wounds another, must save vs spells or writhe in pain for 1d6 rounds.
Scale mail +1 (Human)
Dagger +2
Dagger +1
Peritapht of Health
Potion of Fire Resistance
Ring of Warmth
SKILLS:
First Aid Skill Suite 24%
Cauterize Wounds
Sew Own Wounds
Sew Wounds
Street Cred 41%
Feign Toughness 30%
Liar, Skilled 51%
Flex Muscle 28%
Weapon Maint. Auto (10gp/month)
Shaving/Grooming Auto (25gp/month)
Groin Stomp 23%
Rousing Speech 47%
Mingling 26 %
Culture and Etiquette (Barthey) 28%
Languages
Gnomish 100%
Common 23%
R/W Gnome 27%
R/W Common 33%
Flaws:
Loss of eye (left) -1 to hit
Self Absorbed
Enmity to Dwarves
Chronic Liar
Property:
Estate in Treibezond (Neufonzstein), Duchy of Sarbonia, generates 10,000 gp/yr.
Neu-FONZ-stein (as in the German castle neuschwanstein)
He is also entrusted with general day-to-day operations of Balzmaca (Janus') in 1140 and Aiden Teppe (Cecelia's) 1143.
The Lord Fonz has built a museum/shrine of himself as an annex off the main building...similar to a british "adventurer's club" - think trophies adorning the walls and hallways of things he has acquired or "killed" (real or imagined):
Twice per year, he holds a gala in the "Shrine of the Fonz" (FONZ-A-PALOOZA, baby!!!). There's music (medieval rock-n-roll, cause he's still The Fonz), dancing, much drinking and eating, and after obligatory toasts to the Fonz by various guests, he then proceeds to regale his guests with all the stories of his latest exploits and how he acquired all his newest trophies, as well as a few "fan-favorites" when requested. It's a "can't-miss" event!
Awards, Medals
1 Phalera Tetracross (Giant medallion from Barthey Empire, to be inserted in armor)
2 Civic Crowns of Barthey (Gilded wreath of olive branches)
Lord of Neufonzstein, Circa 1148
8th Level Gnome Titan Fighter
Align: NG, Ht: 3'4" Weight: 84 lbs Class: UMC Age87
Birth: Legit, Mom: Living, Loving. Dad: Living, Loving. Heritage: Honorable
Siblings: 1 illegitimate sibling, brother, younger (alive) normal relationship, share Mom.
Ambidextrous
Base Movement: 9
XP: 125,365
STR: 16/19
INT: 16/97
WIS: 07/52
DEX: 13/97
CON: 12/49
CHA: 16/75
COM: 11/81
Honor: Average
Hit Points: 46
AC: 1
Total Bonus: +4/+7 (with +2 Short Sword)
PP: 481
GP: 24,043
EP: 2790
SP: 2470
CP: 8107
XP: 147.760
Weapon Prof:
Short Bow
Dagger
Short Sword Specialize (2/1 attacks, +1/+2 )
Talents:
Blind Fighting
Defensive Bonus (+1 Bonus to AC)
Short Sword Bonus (+1 Bonus to Hit)
Basic Gear:
Breeches, Tunic
Belt, Gloves,
Cloak
Large Belt Pouch
Backpack
Flint and Steel
Wineskin
Whistle
Rations (7 days/standard)
Rations (3 weeks, iron)
Winter blanket
rope.
1 Burning Trogs brass signet ring
Crowbar
Grappling Hook
War Pony with tack/bridle/saddle
Fine Silk Garments
Normal Weapons.
2 normal short swords
short bow
60 flight arrows
2 dagger
Armor
Medium Shield (+2 bonus to AC - 4/3 damage remaining)
Studded Leather ( 4/ 2/ 1 )
Ring Mail ( 6/ 2/ 1 )
Field Plate (24/12/10/8/6/4/2/1)
Magic Items
"Paingiver" Shortsword +2 - if wounds another, must save vs spells or writhe in pain for 1d6 rounds.
Scale mail +1 (Human)
Dagger +2
Dagger +1
Peritapht of Health
Potion of Fire Resistance
Ring of Warmth
SKILLS:
First Aid Skill Suite 24%
Cauterize Wounds
Sew Own Wounds
Sew Wounds
Street Cred 41%
Feign Toughness 30%
Liar, Skilled 51%
Flex Muscle 28%
Weapon Maint. Auto (10gp/month)
Shaving/Grooming Auto (25gp/month)
Groin Stomp 23%
Rousing Speech 47%
Mingling 26 %
Culture and Etiquette (Barthey) 28%
Languages
Gnomish 100%
Common 23%
R/W Gnome 27%
R/W Common 33%
Flaws:
Loss of eye (left) -1 to hit
Self Absorbed
Enmity to Dwarves
Chronic Liar
Property:
Estate in Treibezond (Neufonzstein), Duchy of Sarbonia, generates 10,000 gp/yr.
Neu-FONZ-stein (as in the German castle neuschwanstein)
He is also entrusted with general day-to-day operations of Balzmaca (Janus') in 1140 and Aiden Teppe (Cecelia's) 1143.
The Lord Fonz has built a museum/shrine of himself as an annex off the main building...similar to a british "adventurer's club" - think trophies adorning the walls and hallways of things he has acquired or "killed" (real or imagined):
- Taxidermy animals or heads hanging from the walls
- Statues (from fictional heroes with a great back-story: i.e. mahogony carved "Brutis the Giant Slayer" found in the basement of the estate of the former 4th Baron of Cressida)
- Weapons: Numerous "magical" weapons, mostly named items without magical powers, usually just creative props to tell a story.
- Paintings
- Relics
- Gifts acquired during his ambassadorship when he brokered great deals between warring heads of state
Twice per year, he holds a gala in the "Shrine of the Fonz" (FONZ-A-PALOOZA, baby!!!). There's music (medieval rock-n-roll, cause he's still The Fonz), dancing, much drinking and eating, and after obligatory toasts to the Fonz by various guests, he then proceeds to regale his guests with all the stories of his latest exploits and how he acquired all his newest trophies, as well as a few "fan-favorites" when requested. It's a "can't-miss" event!
Awards, Medals
1 Phalera Tetracross (Giant medallion from Barthey Empire, to be inserted in armor)
2 Civic Crowns of Barthey (Gilded wreath of olive branches)
Obsidian Medal of Barthey (for heroism during the siege of Akorros)
A pile of ribbons and awards from Celsior and Marakeikos for actions during the civil war.
A pile of ribbons and honors from the Gnome Titan Legions picked up during random trips to bazaars.
Schlepprock Clan
Location: Southern Gnomish City-States
Race: Gnome Titan, some normal gnome mixed in
Social Class: UMC
Alignment: NG
Clan Religion: Pangrus
Family Honor: 115
Notable Family Contacts: None
Hereditary Grudges, Enemies, and Allies:
Dwarves of Ahzur Khai (grudge)
A pile of ribbons and awards from Celsior and Marakeikos for actions during the civil war.
A pile of ribbons and honors from the Gnome Titan Legions picked up during random trips to bazaars.
Schlepprock Clan
Location: Southern Gnomish City-States
Race: Gnome Titan, some normal gnome mixed in
Social Class: UMC
Alignment: NG
Clan Religion: Pangrus
Family Honor: 115
Notable Family Contacts: None
Hereditary Grudges, Enemies, and Allies:
Dwarves of Ahzur Khai (grudge)
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