Adventures in Gulluvia Supplemental #1 King Norm I of Mercadia

King Norm Dingleberry of Mercadia  (circa 1143)
"The Mad Dwarf"  "The Unshaven"

12th Level Dwarf 
Homeland: Skyforge
Birth Date: 1006

Sex: M   Age 144   Height 4’3”
Hair: Black Eyes: Brown Weight 172 lbs.

Quirks/Flaws: Anosmia, Excessive Drooling, Tone Deaf, Socially Awkward

STR: 15
DEX: 13
CON: 17 
INT:   11 
WIS: 11 
CHA: 13

Hit Points: 95

"Overslayer"    +14/+6      3 attacks/round 2d6/2d6/2d6
Can be thrown 150’ 3x daily, illuminate on command, communicate with owner, makes wielder agoraphobic. Additional +2 to hit and damage vs. goblins, giants, trolls, and orcs   (Despair, Delay, Stun Opponents)

Grand Master: Battle Axe
Warhammer
Dagger
Shortsword
Short Spear

SKILLS:
LANG DWARF 
LANG GNOME 

LANG GOBLIN

LANG KOBOLD
LANG TRADE PRYTHAX
Profession: Agriculture

Endurance

Acting

Persuasion

Titles
King of Mercadia

Imperial Duke of Mercadia Premiere
Blue Knight of Crosedes
Former General of the Eastern Army of Crosedes
Emperor of the Known World
Disputed Count of Rowand
Failed Mushroom Farmer

Father to Berynna and Grumli to Queen Elanisse Veyrond 

Father to Tovanna, Drogath, Elgrun to Queen Mirelda Chavanne

Father to Carya, Supagol, and Halagstr  to Queen Sorienne Lafontaine

Equipment

2 Short Spears
Dwarven Warhammer

Overslayer
Broom of the Mountain Lord
500 gp
4000 sp
pearl (100)
rose quartz (50)
1 silver chalice (105)
short sword +1
Maul +1

Scroll with magic missile
gilded hourglass (80)
music box (250)
hand axe
2x potions of healing.

Norm, circa 1064

GM Notes:  Norm's first appearance as a player is now officially session #14 of Ballad of the Pigeon God.   For a nose-picking failed mushroom farmer, he's gone toe-to-toe with unkillable beasts, defeated gods, stared down arch-mages during diplomatic negotiations, travelled dimensions, formed his own kingdom and spent 70 years with expansionist policies against human, dwarf, and gnome.   Converting him to BECMI D&D means he maxes out at 12th level. 

Norm always had a penchant for a large human women, and his choice of queens do not vary.  His eldest daughter to his third (and current) marriage, Carya, was a sleeper agent in Adventures in Gulluvia.  

Mercadia is due an entry into the Georic Gazetteer, once I complete the notes his player, Nate, put together for all the dominions, as well as his expansionist policies into the Dwarves of Skyforge, Gnomes of Masgoth, the Mage-Princes of Emron, and technically, Gulluvia.