What Skills Does Your Character Need to Make a Meth Fueled Attack Squirrel

In a world that's getting closer and closer to my Illuminati University game, apparently meth-fueled attack squirrels are now a thing.....

Best two comments of the article:

"Deputies stated they were unable to safely test the squirrel for meth."

"...squirrel released into the wild."

A meth-infused squirrel is rampaging through the wilds of Alabama.  

Good times!