Do You Want to Summon Shoggoths?
(Sung to Do You Want to Build a Snowman. If you don't know which movie this is from, you don't have kids).
Do you want to summon shoggoths?
I think the stars are right.
Cthulhu's cultists have all run away,
I guess this ain't the night.
I used to ride byakhees,
Divine with Azathoth,
Now I can't summon fish...
I'm getting eaten by a shoggoth