Friday, December 1, 2023

D&D Christmas Gifts

Yesterday it was one of my days to transport the kids to and fro afterschool, but first was another long range mission for uniform-compliant undergarments. Tonight is Maja's first time to sit on the Varsity bench in full uniform, warm-ups and all.  Maja's team plays in a tournament Friday and Saturday, and although she might be deep in the depth chart, a blowout might make her one of the first outside the normal rotation to see some minutes Exciting times....

I needed to run up beyond Scranton for a specific red undershirt for underneath her uniform, luckily Millie has had me order the same brand (and drive further for it), so it was a few clicks and an in-store pick-up.  

The biggest boon of the drive was surprisingly light traffic, even around the mall.  The second biggest boon was remembering that there was a Books-A-Million right around.  

Now, I didn't buy anything, but I finally found a shelf that screams "Random Relative Buying D&D Gift for Person." 

Maybe I've been suffering from too much sticker shock at the grocery store and pharmacies, but the idea of $15 for D&D socks  and $30 for a Dragon Dice Storage Box (not specifically for the Dragon Dice game), for gifts isn't unreasonable.  Personally, I'd recommend going to your local tobacco/smoke shop and see what price they're putting on wood cigar boxes, but the items at BAM! seem like the low-end of the new norm.  


Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Another Month of Gaming (December '23)

 Issue #286 of Game Trade Magazine can be found in your FLGS, or in pdf form here.

ViscountEric's Want List
Nothing! 

ViscountEric's Money-Is-No-Object Want List
Nothing! 

The Imaginary Store Order (The Pegleg Gnome)
25th Century Games 
French Quarter............................................................. $29.99

Alley Cat Games
Happy Home ............................................................... $24.99

Bandai Co.
Digimon TCG: Beginning Observer Boosters
Dragon Ball Super Fusion World TCG Boosters
Dragon Ball Super Masters TCG- Zenkai - Boosters
One Piece Memorial Collection Boosters
One Piece The Three Brothers

Catalyst Game Labs
Battletech: Eridanni Light Horse ................................ $29.99
Battletech:Kelle Hounds Striker Lance ...................... $29.99
Battletech Northwind Highlanders ............................. $29.99

Corvus Belli
Rem Racers .................................................................. $59.99

Cubicle 7
Warhammer Fantasy RPG:  Lustria Setting .................. $49.99

Deck & Dice Games
Quartershots RPG: Roads & Ruins .............................. $25.00

Dynamic Forces 
Army of Darkness 30th Anniversary Board Game 
Army of Darkness 30th Anniversary Board Game Miniatures Expansion

Dyskami Publishing
Anime 5e:  Adventures Volume 1 - Shadow Threats   ...... $14.95
Anime 5e: Fostavia Map Pack .......................................... $49.95
Anime 5e: Folstavia Infinite Crossroads Expansion (HC) ..... $49.95

Incredible Dream
A Gentle Rain ............................................................ $19.99

Kobold Press
Kobold Guide to Roleplaying .................................... $19.99
Map Tiles:  Forests ..................................................... $24.99

Konami Digital Entertainment
Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG Maze of Millennia Boosters
Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG  Phantom Nightmare Boosters

Minds Vision
Legacy of Cthulhu RPG Deluxe HC .......................... $49.95

Moco Games
Saboatage .................. $30.00

Monte Cook Games
cypher System RPG Starer Set  ................................ $29.99

Osprey Games
Based on input from players and retailers, I'm avoiding the Osprey Board Games and RPGs

Paizo Publishing
Pathfinder RPG: Flip Mat - Temples Multipack ................................ $26.99
Pathfinder RPG: Player Core Rulebook (Pocket Edition)  ................ $29.99
Pathfinder RPG: GM Core Rulebook (Pocket Edition) ..................... $29.99
 
Pegasus Spielle
5 Towers ................................................................... $14.99
Havilandi .................................................................. $39.95

Ravensburger
Lorcana TCG - Rise of the Flood Born Boosters.

Steve Jackson Games
Munchkin:  Easter  Eggs Expansion ..................... $8.95
Tabloids ................................................................. $19.95

Stronghold Games
Terraforming Mars:  The Dice Game .................... $59.95

Wizards of the Coast
Magic the Gathering - Ravnica Remastered Boosters

Wizkids
D&D 7"  Scale Action Figure - Ultimate Elkhorn Figure
DC Heroclix - Iconix - Harley Quinn  Roses for Red ...................  $24.99









Tuesday, November 28, 2023

(Gamma World) This Is Not a Test #8 - Fair Town

Our heroes, the De Facto Explorers travelling to the far-off city of Jainus, in search of... The Mutant Master:

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Sonny Helianthus: a sentient sunflower artifact examiner with Restorationist ties. 

Slitheran Wurmtail (aka Squiggles): a mutated earthworm scout, in impromptu power armor, looking for trouble, and finding it often.

Sneaky Pete: A mutated weasel scout.  Pete's telepathy and night vision take a backseat when he whips out his electrical powers.

Lathar Bracken: A pure-strain human from River Bend.  He's got the muscle, the face, and a mount for most encounters.  Lathar's trusty beast of burden, No Name, travels wherever he does.

Ramsay Kallax:  Mutated Ram from the far-off KIA Academy with a predilection for ancient treasures... and the occasional head-butt. 

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After clearing out some curiosities from Level A and restocking supplies, the group confirmed their mission, to find and rescue Daradell, investigate the Mutant Master and the Iron Society around Jainus, and possibly find and destroy the dreaded city-conquering Yorkem Torkel.  They could take the river tributary near the hissers and possibly get lost, or they could reach the western edges of River Bend's influence at a town called Fair Town, cross the river, and use old riverbeds up to Jainus.  Fair Town seemed the safest path, but instead of walking, they decided to hire a river boat to transport everyone to the town, but drop them off already across the river.

Ramsay had passed through Fair Town to reach River Bend, but only remember a few facts, "The people of Fair Town are very dirty, they make bricks all day, and it's run by a cynical warlord by the name of Burgess."

"If that's the case let's avoid the town and get dropped off on the other side of the river..."  Pete surmised.

The quickly found a river barge, and despite Lathar's protests, everyone boarded.    The river barge was operated by a couple.  The wife was merely interested in money, but the four-armed husband, Jarad, drafted them to help out maneuver with the river poles.

Travel via the river was relatively quiet.  In the morning, before they reached Fair Town, the group spotted a group of four mounted individuals, decked out in armor, and wielding long spears with flags on them, heading in the same direction towards Fair Town.  No one could recognize any insignia from the flags.

They proceeded to wake up Jarad to explain this oddity.

"You guys are waking me up?  For what?  Oh, the Guardians are back.  There's four of them, they all returned in one piece."

"Returned from where?"  Lathar asked.

"All over, they patrol the roads and keep things safe from any other threats.  They go in groups of four.  If you see one of them wandering about, something is certainly wrong."

They finally reached Fair Town, which was built a bit off the actual river.  
Fair Town
Jarad got the barge as close to the shore as possible, and the group disembarked right near a dry riverbed leading north, away from the main river.  They thanked their captain, and Pete led them forward.   The river bed was wide, clear, and certainly dry.

There were certainly people living on this side of the river, but most were subsistence farmer who had little interest with the world beyond the farm. 

Day Two of traveling up the river, everyone was the furthest they had even been away from their homes.  Their travels were interrupted by a low roar far out in the distance.  As they continued, the roar grew loader.  The sound seemed to be coming from the west, accompanied by dark cloud behind it.

The party dove out of the center of the river bank into the underbrush...   The dark cloud seemed to extend beyond the incoming object.  Hundreds of feet above, they spied two objects distinct objects.  
"Living metal that flies?  Holy crap!"  was all Pete could muster.

Lathar stared up at the behemoths, "I have no idea what those are...  the black smoke spewing out of them can't be good."

"This is so fascinating!  I want to go get a better look!" Ramsay jumped up excitedly.

Sonny tried to reason with him, "I do too, but I don't want to die."

Next:  #9 - The Early Bird

Monday, November 27, 2023

The Littlest SATLOF of All

One of the nearest and dearest traditions my friends and I have had since college has been SATLOF.   The Saturday After Thanksgiving Left Over Feast is an excuse to use up Thanksgiving leftover, drink copious amounts of alcohol, and play games   Over the past 20+ years they have been raucous times with full houses and sometimes resulted in friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend showing up without warning.  

As we all got older, go married, had kids, and moved further away, the soirees got smaller (both in general crowd and size of certain attendees).  Since COVID, it's been more intimate affairs, with a mile-long invite list yet only a handful even making an appearance.  I missed 2020 due to actively suffering from COVID, I think we were all under the weather for 2021, and last year, I made the triumphant return with my daughters... to announce my pending divorce.  

SATLOF also is normally a full-day affair for me, as I take time to visit my Mom in Easton, before venturing out to past Allentown for Steve and Angi's house for the festivities.  This year, things were complicated by  Maja having a scrimmage forty minutes north of home in the morning, then Millie having your own practice 1-3, then wishing to stay home for the local semi-pro basketball team's game that night.  In a world where co-parenting is a thing, I grabbed Maja off the the bus, got her home to change, then flew down to Easton, to visit my mom, and my sister and brother-in-law, take care of all the leaves in the yard in a yeoman two-hour effort, then dash out to SATLOF.  Maja was intent on getting to play Chinese Checkers with people that day, so we corralled the rest of my family as I broke out the new leaf blower I bought my mother and got everything into a giant pile.   Considering my mother hasn't played any games outside of pick-up traditional card games (re: playing cards), this might have been the first time she played something in a social setting since the early 90s... maybe earlier.  Maja certainly created a SATLOF miracle.  

Worried about missing out the fun, we race to Steve and Angi's only to find... one extra person, and that was one of the other parents from the Boy Scout troop Steve runs.  The good news was she was awesome and we all ate food, told stories, and had to decide on games for four adults, one teenager and three kids under 8.  

The final verdict: Formula D with just basic wear points.  It was nice to see another adult actively guiding kids through games (and knowing Steve, I wasn't surprised).   Considering most of the adults ended up in cataclysmic crashes into the grandstands, it was a fun time.  

When the kids departed to do kid stuff, Steve cajoled us into playing Bristol  1350, a happy little game about the Black Death.  It took a little time to grasp the mechanics, but in the end it was a mad dash to the gates of town with rat-filled apple carts.  Maja and I ended up winning as another cart left the city at the same time, but their folks were already infected.  

The bad news:  The number of people who apparently RSVP'd and no-showed was disconcerting.   

The good news:  The quality of alcohol continues to improve, and our planning for building gamers continues to thrive.  


Sunday, November 26, 2023

Zork Remembered

Maybe the grumpy old man in me is evolving into some sensitive mess, but some random items just hit you in the feels.  

So when the Vintage RPG Podcast   starts listing Zork books on Instagram,  I got warm and fuzzy feelings about school book fairs.

Zork was a series of text-based adventure games for the PC.  We didn't have a computer in our house until the 2000's so I was at the mercy of friends for forays in the the Underground Empire.

Usually I got eaten by a gue, but I remember (most of) this series of "What-To-Do-Know" books (aka other publisher's "Choose your own adventure" series.
I remember owning/borrowing 1 and 3.  I remember seeing 2 and have no recollection of 4 or anything related beyond that.  

This is '84-85, so a time of the D&D cartoon, and actions figures, of Beastmaster and Conan the Destoryer running non-stop on HBO, but I still hadn't picked up the D&D.  It is a lasting impact on me as an RPG fan, and perhaps my group's TPKs are less Grue-some than others. 

Saturday, November 25, 2023

Can We Have Another SATLOF with Actual Visitors This Year?

 Last year's Saturday After Thanksgiving Left Over Feast (SATLOF) garnered five visitors to Steve and Angi, and that include myself and my girls.  No one contracted anything and we all had fun playing games and heating up leftovers for the good of fridge space.  Here's to another, better attended soiree! 


Friday, November 24, 2023

Your Quest is Over, Johnny, If You Visit Pulp Figures

Definitely a surprise to find on the Pulp Figures website.  Team Chase isn't sculpted cartoonish at all.