Tuesday, March 10, 2026

(Gamma World) Not a Test #107 - Miner Treasures

The De Facto Explorers have found a tribe of Hoppers, right next to an underground facility in the Glow Zone wilderness across the Big River. They've entered an area that was once a mine.  An area populated by hostile bestial primitives.

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Lathar Bracken: A pure-strain human from River Bend.  He's got the muscle, the face, and a mount for most encounters.  Lathar's trusty beast of burden, No Name, travels wherever he does.   Looking for trouble in all the right places. The two-time champion of the Fair-Town Queen's Joust.  Recently married Thunnelda Haycock.

Sneaky Pete: A mutated weasel scout.  Pete's telepathy and night vision take a backseat when he whips out his electrical powers.  Apparently addicted to his newly uncovered yellow powder found at "The Pool House"

Sonny Helianthus: a nearly 10' tall sentient sunflower artifact examiner with four arms, and trusted Restorationist ties. Knowledgeable,  but not a good one with device repairs or upgrades. 

Slitheran Wurmtail (aka Squiggles): a mutated earthworm scout, in impromptu power armor, looking for trouble in all the wrong places,  and finding it often.   He  has been subject to genetic testing and developed super-human strength, a more human body, and a thick coat of shaggy white hair.  Recently gave birth to a pile of baby worms. 

Luna of the Restorationists:  Recent recruit of the Restorationists, who had uncovered artifacts across the River.  

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The Children's Alchemical Laser had worked... like it always did.  

Sonny Helianthus, mutant sunflower, had meant to liquify the giant leader of the mine troglodytes.  Instead the machine had a mind of its own and transformed it into some cylindrical monstrosity encased in the Ancient's plas-tek.   It bit the sunflower with terrifyingly straight and white teeth, and swung at him with his new white bulbous hands, but the attacks were ineffective, the leader not knowing his new body.  

Meanwhile, the other simply couldn't finish off the initial prong of the counterattack.  Energy cells depleting, melee weapons just not causing enough damage, the cuts and scratches from the trogs' claw were simply accumulating.  

Sonny and Luna were getting overwhelmed, but Sonny held only the limited commitment to his fellow Restorationist and teleported away from combat....

... far enough that he could pull out his blaster and miss wide right were the giant, grinning cylinder's shoulder would be.  

The was enough for the leader, who looked back, astounded to the feat the sunflower just performed, and ran away with the trog fighting Luna.... running right out the main doors for the mine and into the facility... or worse yet, the Hoppers' lair. 

Once the other trogs were dispatched, they let Lathar lead the group backtracking through the facility.  There was little sign of the odd duo in the rooms, so they went under the stairs and through the portal back into the Hoppers' lair.  A single Hopper guard was napping near the entrance, with no trace of an intrusion.  Going back into the facility, Pete noticed the odd shaped footprints of the leader going up the stairs. 

The stairwell went up to a small room, which emptied out into a vast manufacturing room, Multiple conveyor belts lined the room, with a host of deactivated living metal alongside it.  The ceiling stood 50 foot tall with gangway and windows to other levels visible.

At one point, this place was manufacturing.... energy cells. 

The ones most interested in the tech were distracted by the missing agents of chaos.  Pete had follow the disturbances in the dust to a metal open stairwell, and the open grate third story gangway which wrapped around half the room before disappearing into the rooms and windows above.  There was a second metal stairway that looked like it led to the space behind the glass and walls on the second story.  


Lathar had boldly stepped forward, going along the back wall of the massive room to investigate.  A bolt of some kind of substance flew from the center of the room and hit Lathar in the chest.  

A huge, mutant spider emerged from out of the hole in the floor, flanked by lengthwise two conveyor belts....

GM Notes:  Gamma World is a tough enough setting when you're cryptically describing somewhat common items in modern society as magical curiosities after the apocalypse, but the lack of artwork can make things even more difficult.  You can argue what type of orc or kobold is attacking you for D&D.  But a post-apocalyptic population where just the normal humans have strange mutations.  Troublesome.  

We're in the midst of Batteries Low, Getting Dark by Thom Wilson and I'm quite appreciative of the artwork provided in this 40-page module.  

Like I just said, even a well produced adventure won't cover all contingencies, so as the alchemically transformed leader of the troglodytes retreated from combat by leaving the mines, the players initially worried about a giant walking-talking tube of toothpaste rampaging through the hoppers' lair.  

The best efforts of Pete and Squiggles have ensured them that was certainly NOT the case, but at the end of this session, a single picture popped up in the chat from ChatGPT: 

Next: #108 - Lair of the Spider Man

Monday, March 9, 2026

Make the Best & Free! Table Top Terrain by 52 Miniatures on YouTube!

Another video I stowed away for future washing (and now caught up with) was "Make the Best & Free! Table Top Terrain by the YouTube channel 52 Miniatures.

Different types of cardboard, a few nice tips, and healthy use of oil paints for weathering creates a simple system for the "holy grail" of fantasy wargaming. 

Sunday, March 8, 2026

Dungeons & Defense?

I know I saved this two months ago, but I finally got the chance to watch Dungeons and Defense posted on the Kansas City Chiefs Youtube page.   

Nerds... jocks... nerd/jocks, it doesn't matter, it's all too familiar.  Fabulously familiar. 



Saturday, March 7, 2026

The Gnomes of Steven Tickner

As I casually descend the rabbit hole known as kitbashing with junk bits, I do follow Poor Man's Tabletop Miniature & Terrain Crafting on Facebook.  

I was pleasantly surprised two posts by Steven Tickner that happened to prominently display Gnome Wars figures! 


I absolutely adore the "Michael's Rocket Birdhouse" getting the German science experiment it so richly deserves.  Kudos, Sir! 


Friday, March 6, 2026

Staying Close to Home

While the #CharacterCreationChallenge in January and the impromptu #RPGCampaignTour filled up my blog with daily goodness, it hid and ugly truth:  I would only have 33 posts over those 59 days without them, a veritable desert compared to my normal production. 

I'm writing this because, I have no material.   Sure, I have my draft posts overwhelming me with ideas, and a painting bench getting gleefully cluttered, but it's a winter of taking care of my mom, trying to see the kids, and a new job.  

Finally.  It's nothing glamourous, but I'm back in insurance operations. And while I may hate it everyday, it's enough money covers bills, it's cheap on gas, and apparently I'm beloved by my team.  A nice reminder that despite problems in previous jobs, I do know what I'm doing. 

Gamma World is still going on Monday nights.  We're almost to the climax of the big epic quest that started thirty weeks ago, and I need to relax with a beverage and perhaps ChatGPT to figure out the options and ultimate fates of a few characters after this week's session.   

Contrary to the title, I am heading out to Upstate New York to see Maja in a volleyball tournament, then the following week in the school play.  Nothing like some dedicated Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff time, plus a Spotify DJ list that adding a lot of Bad Bunny and 90's chick rock.  Hopefully, I will add some Upstate game store reviews on my Sunday afternoon drives home. 

You start listening to the Spanish station for a couple weeks and the algorithm just knows...

I'm definitely locked in with my events for Mepacon 50 in April.   Part of the appeal of my convention games have been their quirkiness, but it is fun to see old school folks and newer folks sign up for my stuff. 

Historicon registration started on Monday, but the Stout Gnomes are at a bit of a standstill, with some logistics issues (beyond the normal hotel chaos).  The goal is to get Maja's Mepacon registration paid for,  then start setting up the Thursday-Saturday games.  

And beyond scrouging up the funds for Macrocosm's latest Kickstarter, there isn't much else I'm actively looking for.    I am still trying to rid of my uncle's wooden model ships kits, as well as the last of my Alpha Magic cards...

Games:  The consensus from the girls is a return to Savage Showdown for our Mousling game.  We're finished with part one of Temple of the Serpent and I can break out my desert terrain once again.  Once more terrain and figures are finished (see below), I'm certainly returning to the Fistful of Lead games for Death Planet Iota. 

Painting:  I now have three buildings for Death Planet Iota sitting on the bench, as well as two new vehicles for the Gnomish Space Marines that just scream "kitbash!" After that is an old Star Wars boxed set of minis, then heaven knows what.  

Project 350:  #RPGCampaignTour and some good episodes of Ken and Robin added some ideas to the backdrop of the blog, thus a stagnant/negative  453 (283/170)  from  451 (284/167) in mid-February.  

Thursday, March 5, 2026

(Review) Green Dice Games, Slatington, Pennsylvania

Super Bowl Sunday was a long slow drive down to Allentown and my friends' Steve and Angi's house.  

Part of that slow drive was a diversion to Slatington, Pennsylvania to Green Dice Games, located inside the Slatington Farmer's Market.

Location:   It's my second attempt to visit, as I was in the neighborhood this past summer, there was some sort of event and traffic snafus that made me drive by.    On this second attempt, even with bitter winds, and piles of snow, I found parking to be accessible and ventured inside. 



A very nice picture off of their Facebook page that does the counter area justice.

Green Dice Games is a quick right turn and the main door and there you are!  It's a series of vendor stalls for product, and an entire corner of the building is open areas for gaming.  Originally I thought this was a step above a weekend indoor flea market, and I quickly realized that I was sadly mistaken.

Miniatures:    Games Workshop, Star Wars Legion, and Marvel Crisis Protocol.  Plus there were bins of "loose" sprues and a few bags of other terrain.  

Board Games:  Nada

RPGs: Nada

Accessories:   They had a decent selection of dice, Citadel paints, and different types of glue.  

And immense and diverse Marvel Crisis Protocol board....

CCGs:   They carry Magic, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh! and I believe Star Wars Unlimited a

Events:  They do have weekly CCG and Miniatures events and their were few players there doing CCGs.  But as I wandered into the Farmers Market, I came upon a room "Slatington Expo Center." Inside were a good number of 40k players participating in tournament, sponsored by the store, and administered by a third-party tournament organization. 

Pretty elaborate setting

Food:  Drinks and snacks! 

 I'll be honest, on my normal Five-Gnome grading scale, I'm feeling generous with Green Dice, giving them three out of five gnomes. 

It's obviously a unique business.  It is lacking certain features I look for in a full-service FLGS, but it more than adequately services to area it's at.  Heck, I'd say so much that it punches above the belt from what I expected. 

It's 30-40 minutes to get even near to a full-service game store, so this is a godsend for this area. 

They get bonus nostalgia points for setting up in such a complex, plus the food options were quite good, and attached antique mall had reasonable prices.   The antique baking dishes alone gives me a good reason to visit there again. 

And in all honesty, besides the opportunity to see my friends, it was one of the best outcomes from Super Bowl Sunday.

Green Dice Games is in the Slatington Farmers Market at 8281 PA-873, Slatington, PA 18080

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

The Mad Baron in Fabulous 28mm

I myself love the Back of Beyond, and must give proper shoutout to Over Open Sights for their work on a command base featuring the man himself, the Mad Baron, Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg!