Tuesday, June 2, 2026

(Gamma World) Not a Test #119 - Lathar the Parlimentarian

Our heroes, the De Facto Explorers, have decided to embark on an epic quest to reach Lathar's long-lost father.  They have stopped in Fair-Town, for municipal meetings, bread-encrusted sausages, and random encounters with your first litter's breeding partner. 

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Lathar Bracken: A pure-strain human from River Bend.  He's got the muscle, the face, and a mount for most encounters.  Lathar's trusty beast of burden, No Name, travels wherever he does.   Looking for trouble in all the right places. The two-time champion of the Fair-Town Queen's Joust.  Recently married to the now-pregnant Thunnelda Haycock.   Just received a letter from his long-lost father, and has convinced the others to accompany him to the Wildlands.

Sneaky Pete: A mutated weasel scout.  Pete's telepathy and night vision take a backseat when he whips out his electrical powers.   Apparently addicted to his newly uncovered yellow powder found at "The Pool House"

Sonny Helianthus: an over 10' tall sentient sunflower artifact examiner with four arms, and trusted Restorationist ties. Knowledgeable,  but not a good one with device repairs or upgrades.   Sonny may have recently detonated an atomic device in the petrified woods... although no one else knows. 

Slitheran Wurmtail (aka Squiggles): a mutated earthworm scout, in impromptu power armor, looking for trouble in all the wrong places,  and finding it often.   He  has been subject to genetic testing and developed super-human strength, a more human body, and a thick coat of shaggy white hair.  Recently gave birth to another pile of baby worms. 

and two new additions....

Poppy and Speedy: Two of Squiggles' offspring from his first... litter(?) They're now teenagers in worm years, old enough to grab diminutive muskets and help their Manchi and his friends on this epic quest. 

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Still the same day they arrived....

Squiggles was fumbling his words.  Somehow, in an evening of bonding with two of his worm offspring, Speedy and Poppy, they had happened upon his breeding partner who created them, Ubenda.

Ubenda: "Why are you in town Squiggles?"

Squiggles: "Oh, you know, we're wandering around shooting things, to help them survive in the wild, but... we got caught up in the tourist traps and I had to get them pet dragons..."

"So Ubenda... have.... you... been here the whole time..."

"I've been around... I've seen some stuff.  Figured I'd come back for winter. "

"Having trouble with birds or fish?"

"Surprisingly no, I haven't seen those giant eagles for the summer....  I didn't expect you to be here outside of season."

"Season?"

"You know Squiggles..."  she winked. 

"Oh.... did you have any spawn of her own?"

"Nope, apparently I can't have any... just help making 'em.  Once you put the kids to bed you should look me up.  I have a burrow along the wall by the north gate you enter through.  You'll see the worm signature."

"Kids... bed... now!"

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Lathar spent the night perseverating the council meeting.  He had expected that word of his arrival would draw the other council members... and interested parties (with bribes) to seek him out, only to end up drinking and alone....

After a hearty breakfast, he walked early with Pete and Sonny to the town hall.  It was a closed meeting, so Pete used his telepathy to stay connected to Lathar inside, trying to play mental middle man between the policy inside and the giant sunflower who could interpret and advise.  

Mutant "Whisper Down the Alley," what could go wrong? 

They watched the VIPs allowed access coming to the door and being granted access, gasping when the final one walked past them....

Sonny: "Oh no...."

Lathar entered on his own.  He had only been in the building once, when he was sworn in after winning a position in the joust.  He was still twirling about, looking up, when a large hand stopped him.  The older, middle aged man wearing red armor, complemented with red Tupperware lids sewed atop it.

Brom Halloway
Brom Halloway, militia captain, council member.  

"Lathar, I'm so glad you're here... we need to solve this... Kirothian problem."

Brom had only minor issues with the blue-skinned Kirothians from a public safety standpoint since Lathar and the other Explorers brought them to town a little less than a year ago. He was more concerned with the strange powers some of them had.  He was pro-acceptance, pro-rights, IF they were each vetted and registered.  The old ladies with alleged soothsaying and enchantment powers were particularly worrisome. 

With a few pages running to and fro between them, the council was formally sworn in and introduced.

  1. Lathar Bracken - Pure-Strain human resident of Riverbend, but won a position by winning the last Queen's Joust.
  2. Captain Brom Halloway - Pure-Strain human Milita Captain
  3. Maelis Thorpe - Pure-Strain human farmer
  4. Korrin Fallow - Minor Altered human merchant
  5. Diven Crow- Minor Altered human scholar/historian 
  6. Elara Vint - Healer and Herbalist.  Pro-Plant
  7. Iona Greathill - Pure Strain human representative of the Fair-Town Merchant Guild
  8. Fenric Duskborne - Noticeable altered human - full mutant sympathizer, wants full integration
  9. Sarella Windmere - Town Glazer, Civic Innovator.  
Sarella Windmere - Talented Glazer, Civic Innovator

Lathar missed most of that, distracted my his official table the council sat around.  They had provided paper and writing implements to each member, but on his desk was a long manilla envelope wrapped.  The carefully tried to open it and found a grayish powder and a note inside.

A token of appreciation to help the town reach a reasoned decision.  

Someone was giving Lathar a large package of gunpowder...  

Sonny, hearing the telepathic link second hand, "What type of meeting is this?... Pete... tell him he's being bribed... if he hasn't figured it out."

Thankfully, Lathar properly sealed the envelope back up and placed it back in its spot before looking up and seeing a blue-skinned woman in the small audience section staring right at him.

Elona.   Kirothian scout, current leader of the blue-skinned people.  Lathar's ex-girlfriend.

Elona of the Kirothians.  Scout, Leader, Lathar's Ex-Girlfriend. Council Member

Of course, the first item on the agenda is the recognizing the Kirothians as full citizens of Fair-Town, with the according rights.  

The full discussion began, Lathar stumbling through proper meeting procedures,  not outright insulting anyone else on the council, but showing his naivety.  

Lathar felt out of sorts, until Iona Greathill made an outrageous claim, "The blue women gave the militia the clap!!!  Just the militia!   They're unhealthy!!!

The claim sent the meeting into chaos, with further questions and accusations.    Lathar was sure how Elona was allowed to speak, but as he referenced his giant binder to reference these particular militia members, he came to a realization.

They were all Keepers of the Royal Peacock.

"Excuse me, I don't know which one of you is Robert with all these rules, but as the recipient of one of those Royal Peacocks from my first Queen's Joust Tournament Championship, I have learned  that peacocks have a special type of mutant clap that can be transferred to humans."

Everyone is the hall gasped at what they thought Lathar was insinuating.  

"No... no like that.  The Keepers were obviously not wearing gloves when grooming, although I fear they could have given the Kirothian women the clap, not the other way around."

This massive distraction was enough to reset the proceedings, have a little more discussion.  

Recognizing the Kirothians, with a proper census and powers registration was passed with a 6-3 vote. 

With that result recognized, the Elara the Herbalist immediately moved to a contingency vote neither Lathar nor Sonny saw in the notes.  

"Due to the size of the recognized Kirothian population, it is agreed that one member of their group be offered a position within the town council.  I suggest Elona."

Elona appeared to stare into Lathar's soul as they recorded the vote, one at a time....  

Lathar: "I vote yes!,"  casting the fifth and deciding vote. 
 
She smiled and winked at him.  

Finishing the other deadlocked business, Lathar's vote approved using the Merchant's Guild to fulfill all order of vital stores for the winter, rather than individual farmers.  

Lathar also navigated the rules just enough to prevent a full-on military operation north, to handle the illegal toll takers near Riverbend.  

Brom seemed disappointed with Lathar's news of Riverbend handling the issue, but suggesting continuous small patrols of five to protect travel and encourage trade between the towns.  Brom had insinuated that the militia was too large for town defense within the walls... but no one on council... or listening telepathically realized that might be an issue in and of itself.  

After the meeting adjourned and everyone else congratulated Elona, she made her way to Lathar....

"Thank you MASTER Lathar...."

She puts her fingertips on his shoulder, "Remember, if I understand the rules, I'm now MISTRESS Elona."  before walking away...

Lathar finally started breathing again, and ensured the envelope was still on his desk before he met the weasel and sunflower outside.  

The trio grabbed more drinks at the Wrong Celery, picking up rumors from the other plant clientele, but finally wandered out to grab real food.

They ran into Speedy and Poppy wandering the streets, each nibbling on a sausage on a stick.  

"Hey guys, our Manchi never made it home last night..."

Lathar: "Where did he go?"

"We ran into our mom, I guess... he put us to bed and went back out..."

Pete:  "Here we go again..."

Sonny:  "Okay, how would you like siblings...."

GM Notes:  Welcome to my very special Tylenol/Autism in Gamma World special.  I had been searching for any transferable diseases between Peacocks and Humans.  I had a strange fungal infection or Chlamydia.  Given the group, the clap one.  

I also may set up a special game with Toucan Sam, Gonzo, Babaar the Elephant,  and Cyrano de Bergerac.

Next: #120 - A Theft of Worm Fluids

Monday, June 1, 2026

Free RPG Day, Saturday June 27th, 2026

 It's June, so it's time for a great annual holiday, #FreeRPGDay !  

One June 27, 2026, game stores all across the country will be offering a series of free RPG products, as produced by a number of game publishers.  

Every retailer handles the event differently, but there's a good chance for free products, sales promotions, and hopefully a few games welcoming players.  

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Another Month of Meeples (June 2026)

I'll figure out my new system of monthly solicitations eventually, but I'm not going to complain when I click on over to ACD and find out the latest issue of Meeple Monthly is on it.

Except I do.  It's horribly edited, half the product doesn't have a price.  and there's just so much stuff that isn't under "Adventure Gaming" Lots of new previous solicitations labelled as new.  Meeples Monthly doesn't slide in large swaths of existing product with the monthly solicitations, but it's arranged like two sets of interns simply pooled together two groups existing solicitations.  

ViscountEric's Want List

Nothing

ViscountEric's Money-Is-No-Issue Want List

Bully Pulpit Games
Nine Space Games ........................... $30.00

Penguin Random House
Choose Your Own Adventure - Cryptid Chronicles: Chupacabra....... $9.99

The Imaginary Store List (Infinite Shelf Space Games & Hobbies)
25th Century Games
Observatory ........................................ $29.99
Star Gazers ......................................... $49.99
Power Vacuum ................................... $30.00
Power Vacuum Upgrade Pack ........... $15.00
Three Sisters Harvest Edition ........... $39.99

Alley Cat Games
Bookshelf ........................................... $16.99
What the Sketch? ............................... $19.99

Arc Dream Publishing 
Delta Green: Rejection ...................... $24.99
Delta Green: Holy War ...................... $29.99

The Army Painter
Historical: WWII German Afrika Korps Paint Set ............ $43.13
Historical: WWII Imperial Japanese Paint Set .................. $86.39

Asmadi Games
Chess Joker ........................................ $42.00
Mystic Curling Club .......................... $42.00

Atomic Mass Games
Marvel Crisis Protocol: S.H.I.E.L.D. Affiliation Pack ... $64.99
Marvel Crisis Protocol: Bastion, Nimrod, and Omega Sentinel .... $64.99
Star Wars Shatterpoint: Secure the Future ...................... $54.99
Star Wars Shatterpoint: My Loyalty, My Life ................ $54.99
Star Wars Legion: Mandalorian Special Ed Army Box... $139.99
Star Wars Legion: Imperial Specialists ........................... $39.99
Star Wars Legion: Rebel Specialists ............................... $39.99
Star Wars Legion: Fleet Troopers ................................... $57.99
Star Wars Legion: Republic Specialists ......................... $39.99
Star Wars Legion: Separatist Specialists ........................ $39.99
Star Wars Legion: Imperial Death Troopers .................. $39.99
Star Wars Legion: 74-z Speeder Bike ............................ $39.99
Star Wars Legion: Clan Wren Mandalorians ................. $46.99
Star Wars Legion: Mandalorian Super Commandos ..... $49.99
Star Wars Legion: Leader of the Shadow Collective .... $49.99
Star Wars Legion: Mandalorian Leaders ....................... $ 52.99

Beadle & Grimm's 
Skullduggery: The 5e Urban Fantasy Companion .......... $45.00

Big Potato Games
Risk It ............................................... $9.99
Judging Strangers is Fun .................. $19.99

Brotherwise Games 
Shards of Creation ........................... $24.99

Cardlords
My Soundtrack ................................ $24.99

Catalyst Game Labs
BattleTech: Hot Spots: Draconis Reach ....................... $49.99

CATAN Studio
CATAN: Zip! ................................... $24.99

Cephalofair Games
GloomHaven: Mercenary Pack: Hail Irritable Enchanter .............. $20.00
GloomHaven: Mercenary Pack: Cassandra Forgotten Diviner ...... $20.00
GloomHaven: Mercenary Pack: Anaphi Fallen Lion ..................... $20.00
GloomHaven: Mercenary Pack: Satha Mayor of Frosthaven ........ $20.00

Chaosium
Call of Cthulhu: Miskatonic Tales: Journey to Innsmouth ............ $70.00

Davinci Editrice
Cucumber Catastrophe .................... $14.99

Evil Genius Games
Everyday Heroes: Adv: Runnin' Rum and Speakin' Easy .............. $19.99
Everyday Heroes: The Armory ...................................................... $59.99

Fanroll by MDG
7-Set: D&D: Resin: Monsters: Mind Flayer Inclusion ................. $24.99

Free League Publishing
Blade Runner RPG: Asset Pack & Solo Mode............................... $39.99
Invincible: Superhero RPG Starter Set .......................................... $29.99
Invincible: Superhero RPG Core Rulebook .................................. $57.99
Invincible: Superhero RPG GM Screen ........................................ $24.99
Invincible: Superhero RPG  Dice Set ............................................ $19.99
Invincible: Superhero RPG  Power Cards ..................................... $29.99

GMT Games
Empire of the Sun (5th Printing) .................................................. $88.00
Cuius Regio ............................... $71.00
North Africa '40 ........................ $49.00
Thunderverse Track Pack ......... $28.00

Grim Moon Studio SRL
Pathfinder: Nightfell: Core Manual .......................................... $44.90
Pathfinder: Nightfell: Bestiary .................................................. $39.90
Pathfinder: Nightfell: Night Master's Screen ............................ $19.90
Pathfinder: Nightfell:  Iurmen's Map Revamped ...................... $ 2.90

Horrible Guild Game Studio
Rocking Raft ............................ $25.00

Kobold Press
Tales of the Valiant: Northlands Worldbook ........................... $49.99
D&D 5E: Creature Codex Revised ......................................... $59.99

Konami Digital Entertainment 
Yu-Gi-Oh! Chaos Origins: Boosters

Legendary Games
Tales of the Valiant: Legendary Planet 3 Dead Vault Descent ............ $34.99
Tales of the Valiant: Legendary Planet 4 Confederates of the Shattered Zone .... $29.99
D&D 5e: Ancient Curses ...................................... $12.99
D&D 5e: The Dragon's Hoard #65 ....................... $13.99

Loke Battlemats
Essential RPG Battle Maps Starter Set ................ $19.99
The Dungeon Reignited ....................................... $50.00
Little Book of Battle Mats Pocket Edition ........... $14.99

Looney Labs
Seven Islands ....................................................... $20.00

M. Allen Hall
Liminal Horror: UHF Contact ............................. $24.00

Mongoose Publishing 
Traveller: The Core Expeditions ......................... $49.99
Paranoia: Powers that Be: Trust No One............. $49.99

Nine Heavens Press
Pathfinder: Undying Corruption ......................... $60.00
Pathfinder: Undying Corruption Players Guide .. $15.00

Open Sesame Games
A Collection of Fantasy Maps ............................. $55.00
A Collection of Fantasy Maps II: Adventure Sites... $60.00

Osprey Publishing
Philippines 1941-42 ............................ $25.00
Kadesh 1286 BC ................................. $25.00
Fw 190 Schlacht Units ........................ $25.00
ABDA Striking Force 1942 ................ $23.00
German Marders of the World War II . $20.00
Daimyo ............................................... $25.00
French Navy 1939-1942 ....................  $23.00

Paizo Publishing
Pathfinder - Flip-Mat: Basic ........................ $19.99
Pathfinder - Flip-Mat: Barfight .................... $19.99
Pathfinder - Flip-Mat: Dockside Warehouse $19.99
Pathfinder - Flip-Mat: Fleet Flagship .......... $19.99
Pathfinder - Bigger Basic ............................ $21.99
Pathfinder - Impossible Magic .................... $69.99
Pathfinder - Lost Omens - High Seas ......... $44.99
Pathfinder - Hell's Destiny AP .................... $79.99
Pathfinder - Bastion of Blasphemies AP ..... $79.99
Pathfinder - Dice Gods ................................ $49.99
Starfinder - Critical Hit Deck ...................... $14.99 
Starfinder -  Flip -Map: Iconic Starship ...... $19.99
Starfinder - Galactic Ancestries Pocket Ed . $29.99
Starfinder - Absalom Station ...................... $49.99
Starfinder - Assault on Abaslom Station .... $29.99

Play to Z
Dogs of War ........................................ $50.00

Renegade Game Studios 
Heroscape: Battle for Blackscar Battle Box ..........$65.00
Heroscape: Crooked Crew of the Clockwork Combine .... $40.00
Heroscape: Clockwork Combine Research Expedition .....$45.00
Heroscape: Paragons of the New Alliance ......................... $35.00
Heroscape: Might of the New Alliance .............................. $40.00
Heroscape: The Ancient Lands of Valhalla Terrain Exp .... $70.00

Roxley Games
Excalibur ............................................. $20.00

Smirk & Dagger
This Game is Killer: Franchise of Fear .............................. $19.99

Son of Oak Games 
Legend in the Mist RPG Corebook ................................... $59.95
I went through the entire list of the Legend in the Mist... and when I saw acorns listed for an item, I remembered doing this one... in February!   Way to much crap for a store to carry, and despite it hitting my algorithm, I have no idea which I would buy this, whether single corebook or the whole kit and kaboodle.

Surfin' Meeple
BOMBS ........................................... $14.99
Panda Spin: Mandate from Heaven . $11.99

Synapses Games
Medium: The Hand of Fate ............. $24.99
Not Alone, 2nd Ed .......................... $29.99

Tycoon Games
Tiny Epic Dungeons Adventures ... $45.00

UVS Games
Riftbound: League of Legends TCG - Vendetta Boosters

Th3rd World Studios
Diggin for Dinos ............................. $24.99

Friday, May 29, 2026

(Kickstarter) Yangtze Patrol - Adventures in War Torn China - by Brigade Games

Brigade Games is at it again with another unique range of historical figures:  Yangtze Patrol - Adventures in War Torn China - 28mm Minis

Why paraphrase when you can read the words of Lon himself:
With this Kickstarter, we are starting a new range for China mainly covering the period of 1910-early 1930's. We have centered the range around the U.S. Navy Yangtze River Patrol and their Chinese antagonists.  We believe you will love this first wave of USN and Chinese models. The models are larger 28mm and a medium heft, perfect for easy painting. Note that the Chinese are scaled smaller than the USN as that was reality.


And there's an option for a rickshaw with different drivers and passengers! 



Thursday, May 28, 2026

Space Gnomes? by Red Nebular

 Still powering through a clean-up of my email that started Memorial Day weekend.  I'm still not a 100% fan of 3-D minis, especially since for every time I here a great story about figures, or most notably terrain, I here ten stories of the hours of set-up, resin issues, or so forth that could be me putting in a fewer hours in overtime just to have the equivalent produced and sent to my door. 

But friend of the blog and AWARD WINNING GM Mike Lung mentioned these gnomes from Red Nebular for proper sci-fi Swiss gnomes for his Mousling Cheese Planet game, and I can't support these enough.

Mike did give me a number of other pictures that I can't find on the site, so I assume they might be available via their Patreon


Wednesday, May 27, 2026

(Nostalgia) The Simple Gaming Spread, Circa 2019

 Continuing to clean off my e-mail and my phone, and found these little gems from my other friend Brian, in the pre-COVID Days. 

I don't remember the manufacturer of the building, but I had the one-story version, he had the two.  Nothing fancy, although I do believe the floors were accessible and the interiors were finished.