Day 14 of the #RPGCampaignTour for my Gamma World campaign "This Is Not a Test" continues with local businesses and customs: "What to order to eat like a local."
We're going to swerve in a totally different direction and travel to Fair-Town to partake in... The Wrong Celery.
No, we're not going to make you partake in some questionable stalk vegetables. The Wrong Celery is actually the only plant-only/specific bar in Gamma World we've documented as of yet. It's proudly located on the Main River Boulevard in Fair-Town.
It's the only bar in the region where you'll find a tulip playing an organ grinder, a host of dandelions dancing beneath it, an old plant with cybernetics, claiming he was once a human, and a full-fledged coffee bush tending the the bar.
Yes, the clientele is skewed heavily to plant-kind, but it was the mammals of the De Facto Explorers who discovered and fell in love with it. So long as you like your martinis literally dirty, this is the place for you!
The bartender, Duncan, a coffee bush who uses his own output to make drinks, is an honorable plant. Clark, the only human on the staff, has fully photosynthetic skin.
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| The back of the bartender |
The days and nights are pretty chill for the plants, unless there's a rousing radish game, involving radishes, nailed to a string and swing at a hook. It's more exciting than it sounds.
The Wrong Celery is know for it's mead, as recently a new drink called The Mutant’s Regret, recreated stolen experiments to duplicate the Regret have led to rumors of “temporary evolutionary instability.”
Nobody is quite sure what that means....
