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Monday, September 14, 2026
Trying to Figure Out the Fall Con Scene
Friday, September 11, 2026
(Painting) Underground Burrowing Monster
I may have created a new personal gripe about 3-D printing. I have no idea where I bought this piece while at Historicon:
I don't think it's Trainwreck 3D, but with the random purchases I grabbed and put into a bag, I can't be sure if this was one of their figures that isn't on the website, or is it somebody else's.
As to be expected, we have a new threat on Death Planet Iota. A Murder Wurm? A baby Krayt Dragon? A burrowing suit of organic power armor? We'll need a scenario to try it out!
Next: So now that I finally got one thing off the painting bench, what's on the agenda? An absolute mess that needs a weekend without anything else to do to clean up. The Hawaiian Gnomes will get an accessory upgrade, there's the regular assortment of miscellaneous things, and I do have to prep this year's Christmas project that I've acquired (Mwhahaha)...
Project 350: After all the chaos of #RPGaDay, I resume my quest to reduce my draft and scheduled blog posts with an unfortunate uptick. I'm currently at 470 total posts behind the scenes (310 drafts / 160 scheduled), up considerably from 460 (297 drafts/163 scheduled) way back on July 3rd.
The scheduled number really can never drop below 100, as that's all the various holiday filler posts I've set up... for nearly the next 20 years! And while there are a handful of cool scenarios I've seen on other blogs that I'd like to recreate, the uptick in drafts is early prep work/placeholders for my next RPG community event, the #CharacterCreationChallenge. in January.
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Fall Gnome Homes at Dollar Tree
This might be the best time of year at your local Dollar Tree: leftover Summer product, Halloween, Fall, and even the first waves of Christmas.
FYI: There are a few additional Fall options for the gnome homes, including a few gnome blisters that are wildly out of scale.
While my Christmas swag is immediately going into my "Christmas Vllage" box, as-is, I will admit it's been a long time since I immediately primed up something when I got home.Tuesday, September 8, 2026
(Gamma World) Not a Test #128 - Time Constraint
Our heroes, the De Facto Explorers, have decided to embark on an epic quest to reach Lathar's long-lost father, Harkonn. After side-quests, distractions, and backtracking, the group has made it past Fair-Town and KIA Academy, and they continue to explore some sort of abandoned facility along the Big River.
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Lathar Bracken: A pure-strain human from River Bend. He's got the muscle, the face, and a mount for most encounters. Lathar's trusty beast of burden, No Name, travels wherever he does. Looking for trouble in all the right places. The two-time champion of the Fair-Town Queen's Joust. Recently married to the now-pregnant Thunnelda Haycock. He had recently received a letter from his long-lost father, and has convinced the others to accompany him to the Wildlands.
Sneaky Pete: A mutated weasel scout. Pete's telepathy and night vision take a backseat when he whips out his electrical powers. Apparently addicted to his newly uncovered yellow powder found at "The Pool House"
Sonny Helianthus: an over 10' tall sentient sunflower artifact examiner with four arms, and trusted Restorationist ties. Knowledgeable, but not a good one with device repairs or upgrades. Sonny may have recently detonated an atomic device in the petrified woods... although no one else knows.
Slitheran Wurmtail (aka Squiggles): a mutated earthworm scout, in impromptu power armor, looking for trouble in all the wrong places, and finding it often. He has been subject to genetic testing and developed super-human strength, a more human body, and a thick coat of shaggy white hair. Recently attacked and kidnapped then left for dead by an unknown group, looking for revenge. Also pregnant for the third time, and due to deliver badly out of season
Poppy and Speedy: Two of Squiggles' offspring from his first... litter(?) They're now teenagers in worm years, old enough to grab diminutive muskets and help their Manchi and his friends on this epic quest.
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With the young worms, Poppy and Speedy, guarding the back gate, the rest of the Explorers continued their exploration of the abandoned compound... still in the domed marked "MRF" on the outside.
Security Level: BLACK-IRON (downgraded post-withdrawal)
“Research objectives compromised. Containment no longer assured. Recommend immediate transition to denial posture.”
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Filed by: Lt. R. Kess (Acting Containment Officer)
Key Points:
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One freezer unit (BIO-VAULT C) registers internal pressure drop
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Alarm did not trigger automatically
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Manual inspection notes:
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Frost pattern inconsistent with door opening
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Interior surfaces show micro-fracturing, like stress from inside
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Addendum (handwritten):
“Sample was not taken.... Sample escaped.... That should not be possible."
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Source: Arc-Tech Sensor Mast
Correlation: 99.2% match with historical events
Notable Annotation (red ink):
“This is NOT a natural surge.
Something anchored it.”
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Encrypted Burst Transmission
Origin: Coalition Command, River Theater
Priority: ABSOLUTE
“Cease all research activity immediately.
Initiate DENIAL PROTOCOLS.
No recovery attempts.
No pursuit.
Base is to be considered compromised beyond reclamation.”
Follow-up (Timestamped 2 minutes later):
“If personnel resist evacuation, leave them.”
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✅Scuttle arc-tech equipment
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❌Bio-Vaults Failed
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✅Burn all anomaly logs
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✅Troops successfully withdrawn
✅Hunter packs accounted for and reassigned.
“Time constraint.”
Concerned by the strange data, the group reassigned the young worms to different positions and continued searching the other domes.
Most of the domes showed signs of barracks: cots, footlockers, some emptied, tables that once displayed something.
Lathar pried open on of the plas-tech footlocker with his sword. black uniforms, combat boots, toiletries, and a disturbing picture of a man, his partner (?), and two small children. The children's face had been physically worn out/erased...
The cloth journal was expected of some soldier in charge. It was mostly the standard fare: missing his family, worried about his men, but the last page seemed scribbled....
"The Doctor mentioned magic!!!! What fucking bullshit is that?"
Pete acquired a map! It was mostly a sketched map of the Big River below KIA. The actual river itself was well detailed, showing rapids, islands, and low points. What was worrisome were the repeated words along both side of the river.
"Do Not Camp"
Working through the next dome, there was a series of destroying pieces of tech, shredded papers, that Pete confused as comfortable bedding, and one lone terminal with a single blinking message:
SOURCE UNDEFINED
Sonny played with the terminal with no success. So did Lathar. Pete simply pulled the plug on the device, plugged it back in, and a simple blinking horizontal line appeared in the upper left hand corner of the screen.
Sonny: "I'll work on this later, if we have time."
Monday, September 7, 2026
Burning Plastic AAR - Thanks to Cyrus Duane
Last Mepacon, I had the pleasure of running two games of Burning Plastic, the sci-fi miniatures rules I helped create (and mostly promote) more than 30 years ago. Some of my returning players from the 90's attended and some may have gotten reference sheets and some of the few remaining copies.
I did get linked by friend and TTRPG author Cyrus Duane as he ran a game for his son.
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| I may have found an artist for Burning Plastic 2.0 |
I'll be honest, I may have snorted when I read that the T-Rex had a 1" range. Well done!
Sunday, September 6, 2026
(Review) Cloud City Games - Kutztown, Pennsylvania
After an early weekend of yardwork at my mother's I went home the very, very long way.
I had already been to Cloud City Games' locations in Stroudsburg, Easton, and the flagship store in Allentown, but they had opened up a new location in the gaming Mecca of Kutztown, Pennsylvania.
Kutztown is it's own little geographical whole, but it's also a college town, home of Kutztown University.
It's a smart idea, until the history of failed stores in the area, some by experienced folks with deep pockets, were part of the lore.
Worst case, I needed to make an appearance before they joined the shuttered predecessors.
I'm happy to report that we will not need an obituary.
The good news is that it's in a decent looking strip mall, about a mile from campus.
And I expected the sign up, and was not disappointed.
It's a smaller footprint than the other sites, but it's still quite vast.
CCGS: The reason for all those tables. A good supply of Magic/Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh! singles. Lots of packs, although somebody was unhappy they didn't have the particular boosters for one set, didn't have two full boxes to sell, and he didn't get some additional discount. I don't miss entitled customers, although I have my hands full with entitled business owners at work.
RPG: A great selection of 5e, and Pathfinder but the heart of Cloud City's role-playing section, to me, are the multitudes of Indy and zine-based games. Pretty solid selection compared to the other stores.
Minis: GW racks, GW paints, and a large selection of the D&D mins/Wizkids licensed stuff. A full rack of Monument Hobbies paints, with some GW scattered, needing a restock.
Events: A D&D night, a night of Monster of the Week (Both for high school kids!) , Magic Commander, Gundam, Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! That's a healthy Summer schedule.
Staff: I was acknowledged, they handled paying customers, and were working out the details for a project on Sunday.
Comics: The new releases and back issues were certainly there, but the bookcase after bookcase of graphic novels dominated that view when you first walk in.
Other stuff: The video game selection seemed bigger than the other sites, which tracks for a college town (The Stroudsburg location is NOT a healthy walk away, that's why the normal shops in the Poconos were a 20 minute walk max from the college campus.)
Saturday, September 5, 2026
Favorite Movie of Each Year in the 80's
I saw this repeatedly online figured I’d take a crack at it. I actually grabbed some traction on social media, so I'm posting it here.
Pretty controversial, but I think it explains so so much about my GMing Style
Favorite Movie of Each Year in the 80s, aka we had HBO in the house:
1980 - Airplane!
1981 - Cannonball Run
1982 - Beastmaster
1983 - Krull
1984 - The Natural
1985 - Better Off Dead
1986 - Ferris Buellers Day Off
1987 - The Secret of My Success
1988 - Scrooged
1989 - Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure














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