Dire Gummy Bear by Reaper

 April Fools' passed without much incident, the continuing joke that the other 364 days of the year are unbelievable enough in recent years overshadowing the usual attempts at humor.  

Then I realized Reaper ran their April Fools' post with a real product.  

The Dire Gummy Bear is real... and full of warnings not to eat the damn thing.

RPR- 30227 - Dire Gummy Bear

I do want to know how big this guy is, at $8.99, but with some Reaper tinted gloss paint, or a contrasting company's, I'm hoping the translucent bear can fill in a squad of ogres in a Christmas, Oz, or Candyland themed game.

DO NOT EAT!