Sunday, February 3, 2019

(IOU) Buckshot Calvert

On highest of high American holidays (The Society of Neffs calls it Papuno Day), it is right and fitting that IOU gets their first #1 Moopsball recruit that didn't require bribery, murder, or simple subversion.

Celebrity College Moopsball Quarterback (4)
Driving Fast for Jesus (3)
Just a Good Ol' Boy (2)
Southern Fashion Icon (1)

While I like to mock internet sensations to exagerate their 15 minutes of fame, Stephen "Buckshot" Calvert is indeed a real person, the starting quarterback for the Liberty University football team.  

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