No painting this week, just a work rant.
So, the avid readers of the blog know I vaguely mention work, a few trips, a "busy season" in the fourth quarter, and probably a few other random mentions.
I've been working in an insurance sales call center for almost ten years. I started as seasonal work, just trying to provide income for the family, job hired full time, and got a couple promotions along the way. My boss for the first nine years, knew that loyalty and open communication to staff bred and equal, if not better return from the employees, and despite numerous attempts through senior leadership and marketing to torpedo our results, we always exceeded expectations.
The one person who didn't focus on those values was our new Chief Sales Officer, who attempted to undermine morale with reductions in the commission plans and essentially ignoring my boss's years of input. It was discouraging, but not surprising, to see my boss leave the company for a bigger title and better pay for a nationally recognized integrated health system.
Once the powers that be realized how much he did, the search wasn't for his replacement, but for an executive title consummate to what he was asking for in the first place.
Despite numerous applicants, the CSO hired an old crony from out of the area to take over, and immediately they brought in a consultant to review the entire sales department and every line of business we cover.
After months of review, piles of documentation, and unnecessary travel expenses. Two big decisions were made ignoring all input except from the consultant: Our seasonal third party call center was chosen in spite of their incompetent presentation, lack of history in our insurance segment, and probable incompatibility of systems with some shiny bells and whistles that other vendors had as well. Second, out of all the inefficiencies within all these lines of business, the only staffing changes were the elimination of two managerial positions within my sales department. To add insult to injury, my position and my fellow manager's spot would be replaced with a new sales manager, one level above us, but with less compensation.
Did I mention the other manager, who would be best suited for that role, has been in constant communication with the VP with a developing and dangerous medical issue, then got this thrown at him, with a decision to be made a week after major surgery. My level of disgust for the executive lack of tact and strategy (and sometimes basic grammatical structure on the e-mails detailing things) is at a level I didn't know I have.
But what about me? Today I've been forced to attend a sales picnic on the last day of my position, a last day which historically has big sales numbers, and the potential for big issues. I do get the opportunity to sit with my new team in Operations. Essentially the consultant found my position never belonged in Sales to begin with, and I was offered to transition over to Operations, conducting the same job duties, for the same pay rate, minus a few annoying things like payroll, performance reviews, and dealing with the VP. A five-minute teams call with the Operations Director was far more productive in achieving positive and immediate results than hours of conservations with the VP discussing the exact same thing.
My habit is to turn real life people I dislike into my more disgusting and evil wargame campaign characters. I just jumble the letters around to make fantasy sounding names.
ReplyDeleteThis is a fantastic idea! I do have a backlog of personas that may need to be a bit more diabolical characters (or a select few cannon fodder!)
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