It's not often that there's a gift that keeps on giving, but I should written this up in November....
Now, for the third time, I'm revisiting the current President, upgrading his stats using Risus: The Anything RPG. He would have told you he had Boss-Level energy a decade ago. Nowadays, it's a given.
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Donald J Trump
Megalomaniacal Nilbog (see below) (6)
Narcissistic Windbag Politician (5)
Pompous Reality TV Entrepreneur (2)
Cartographic Pioneer (2)
Mexican Structural Engineer (1)
Equipment: Cheap Blue Suit, Red Trucker Cap (Made in China), Hairpiece of Shift Blame, Always escorted by 1d8 Trump-lings, Golf Cart, Occasional South African Techo Chaos Imp.
Just in case you don't know what a nilbog is, here you go. Everything makes sense if he's a nilbog.
Does a political nilbog need to be ended with an overabundance of silent kindness?
And if you need a miniature for him, I've had him made appearances as "The Mayor" in my "Egypt" game with the girls for years.
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| The Don from Brigade Games |
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