Thursday, February 23, 2017

New Zealand is a New Location for Breaking Gnome

During a power shut-off at a house in New Zealand, assisting police discovered dozens of items that had been reported missing within the community.

Lawn decorations.  Pink Flamingos.  Garden Gnomes. 

All they've associated the wayward fae-folk with drugs.

Not the type of pot most druggies go for.   ( - Tommy Livingston)
It appears that some of the potted plants and statuary could fetch hundreds for meth addicts.

Back when I was a kid, someone with this type of yard was just known as tacky. 

Still not sure how much King Gnomefrey fetches on the secondary lawn gnome market, but those New Zealanders are a quirky bunch.

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