I already posted this picture as some fun filler on my birthday, but the more I looked at it, the more I realized that this had all the makings of an Illuminati University character.
Walken the Minotaur
Dancing is his Weapon of Choice (4)
Music major with limited skill (3)
Puzzle Whiz (2)
Sickly Minotaur (1)*
*If the constant playing of the cowbell can be heard, his fever is broken and this cliche may be used at a (3).
Equipment: Cowbell, torn Blue Oyster Cult t-shirt, sunglasses.