I previously statted up Gritty after his debut, two years ago. I've also referenced him in some "fun" games that I've ran.
But I would never openly threaten the City of Philadelphia like a few Republican pundits and operatives did. That way leads to madness... and so many Gritty memes.
Without further ado, let's update Gritty, using Risus: The Anything RPG, to reflect his current status in short-term pop culture.
Gritty McFlyerssuck - 2020 COVID Edition
Perverse Deification of the Modern Spirit of Philadelphia (6)*Feisty Over-aggressive Muppet Wannabe (4)
Fierce Competitor Who is Not as Nimble as He Thinks (3)
Googly-Eyed Flyers Mascot (1)**
*Gritty can summon one Grunt Squad: Angry Battery-Chucking, Pole-Climbing, Freedom Loving, Pissed-Off Philadelphians (4). If the Grunt Squad is defeated, Gritty may summon another Grunt Squad with a strength equal to his Modern Spirit of Philadelphia cliche, minus two.
**Equipment: Dual-action hot-dog/t-shirt cannon
I'm hoping his biggest cliche drops before hockey starts up. #GoPens
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