Sneaky Pete, Mutant Weasel - Dogs. Dogs of any shape and size. Whether it's roving packs of Podogs terrorizing the countryside, or mutant wolfmen who claim they have a soul, but their actions prove that claim false. The whole world would be better without them.
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| Podogs |
Dr Sonny Helianthus, Mutant Sunflower - Alchemical Lasers falling into the wrong hands. The fact that the Ancients developed the science to create such a device is unimaginable, but the fact that they sold this super-science as casual consumer appliances boggles my mind! The fact that we possess one (and know the location of a much larger one) brings me nothing but fear, for if it were to fall into the wrong hands....
Lathar, Pure Strain Human - Yeah, those Alchemical Lasers suck. I was turned into some kind of green stone by one, then some sort of hard candy, then some other substance, before Sonny to fix the device and get me back to normal human. And that was one they labelled as a "Children's Alchemical Laser!"
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| For Ages 8 and Above... |
Squiggles, Mutant Earthworm - Birds. And the giant alchemical laser that can not only turn rusty nails into gold, but also imbue them with a freakin' soul.... and telepathy begging us for the sweet release of death to relieve them of their unwanted consciousness.
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