Supermarket Sweep and the Secret Masters

The binge-watching list during the quarantine has been eclectic: the first season of Cheers, We Bare Bears,  and yeah, I may have pulled some concepts out of Tiger King, but the biggest show that shows the divide between parents and kids is Supermaket Sweep on Amazon Prime. 

The kids simply don't get it.  It's super cheesy, it's got big hair, swinging couples, and an Illuminati-themed host force to wear all the sweaters rejected by the Cosby Show.  My wife and I have fond memories of the show.  The kids look at us with the same horror for when I try to put a black-and-white movie on TV.

But tell me this isn't the work of Illuminati Secret Masters in Training, Jr Woodchuck Division?  Maybe the Ladies Auxiliary #fnord knitted it?  Maybe it's its own life form?

My Invitation to the Illuminati

In a world of Nigerian Princes, little blue pills, and single girls waiting to meet you and me, I've felt slighted that I've never been asked to join the grand conspiracy that set all this up in the first place.

Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire. Once you are initiated to the illuminati empire you will get numerous benefits and reward.

Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only, if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advise not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.

Do you agree to be a member of the illuminati new world order? If YES!. Then kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at:  infoilluminati@*****

Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:>  infoilluminati@******

For more instructions on our membership process.

Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.

The Illuminati.

Yep, looks legit to me.



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