Even as a Penguins fan, I cannot deny the awesome media presence around the Philadelphia Flyers new mascot, Gritty. With a limited backstory, and penchant for shooting ice staff in the back, I think it's appropriate to add him to the Illuminati University campus as a student, a la Risus.
Gritty McFlyerssuck
Freshthing Majoring in Interpretive Dance with a Minor in sheer horror.
Feisty Over-aggressive Muppet Wannabe (4)
Fierce Competitor Who is Not as Nimble as He Thinks (3)
Googly-Eyed Competitive Arena Food Athlete (2)
Flyers Mascot (1)*
*Equipment: Dual action hot-dog/t-shirt cannon
C'mon, I'm a Pens fan. I can't make being a Flyers mascot awesome... unless it's by sheer luck.
Gritty McFlyerssuck
Freshthing Majoring in Interpretive Dance with a Minor in sheer horror.
Feisty Over-aggressive Muppet Wannabe (4)
Fierce Competitor Who is Not as Nimble as He Thinks (3)
Googly-Eyed Competitive Arena Food Athlete (2)
Flyers Mascot (1)*
*Equipment: Dual action hot-dog/t-shirt cannon
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