(Kobolds Ate My Baby) Lucha Polla - #charactercreationchallenge - Day 6

 Day 6 of the #charactercreatonchallenge , and it's time to go back to irreverent fun.

Kobolds Ate My Baby is a game I've only run, never played, so a few seconds into reading through character creation, I needed a quick reality check.  Kobolds die quicker than Red Clearances in Paranoia, and overthinking the rules earns you a check on the Kobold Horrible Death Record.

With that said, I rolled stats in order (earning me a check) 

Lucha Polla

Brawn   10               Meat  3                Hits10

• Sport
• Wrassle

Ego        11              Cunning 3

• Speak Human

Extraneous  9           Luck 3

• Bard
• Cook 

Reflexes   6              Agility 2

• Wiggle

Edges
Bark Like a Kobold

Kobold Senses

Winning Smile

Bogies

Fearless

Tastes Like Kobold

Tastes Like Baby

Equipment

Kite Shield   12 Armor Hits -Big -Bulky

Sack of Spices

Kobold Horrible Death Record ✔✔

I'm picturing Lucha as the professional wrestler among the Kobolds.  He's strong, athletic, can mesmerize a crowd with his tales,  and can wiggle out of most situations.  His ten human words he's allowed should be pretty obvious,  (Whatcha Gonna Do, It Doesn't Matter, Woo!, What?,  and Ooooh Yeah!

Of course, with his winning smile, he's got to be a babyface, besides the fact that he actually Tastes Like Baby!